The lore goes: if you find the Conductor and tell him a secret, he’ll grant you a favour. It’s all just an urban legend, of course. There is no evidence that he’s ever been found, or, for that matter, that he even exists.
Until now.
I have a location.
Train 705.
My Plan:
- find the Conductor;
- collect my yet-to-be-decided favour, in the process proving that he does exist;
- record my findings;
- get home.
Seems simple enough. Of course, I’m not naïve enough to believe that it will be.

